alas fair maidens,s (tails to tale)
like "nigey" they still have their charms
as standing there where eagles dare  (time for some indian smarms)
as all alone like a dog on a hone kisses from pool and a prat
edward confessor he,s cross as a dresser  all comes so along for a "chat"
as in the glooming the dark of the rooming i,ve lived on the darkness as side
but oh "goody goody" as big bad gets woody , splarkling cyanide
like michael of mincing who,s hair all need,s rinsing it,s keep your backs to the wall
for this evincing this oh so convincing ,, by now i,d just heart it all
 (claiming for shaming all bringing me sunshine 
reckless nor feckless as bringing me love
as he,d been smitten not "big um as tittum"
 by cupids sharp arrow "the chick,s of love
a nightingale singing in ber-ke-ley minging  (remember we both heard it there)
as no take of mickey from licky me chicky  over this white cliff,s he,ll swear
cause tracey said ( well she,d been to bed ) she took it lying down
he was so smooth did the record groove as he wore his evening gown
and  o.k.  yah from another the bar hideous ciggy and pernod
careless talk costs readers wives but who,s in the mincing inferno
cause sicky me chicky as ricky look,s tricky
a culture of vulture he,s in for the swoon
and chime to the rhyme and leave him all standing
 the sailor looks all set to swoon
cause were they all just playing leapfrog
playing leapfrog one to ten
cause are we human or just dancer
cause it,s all here and now and it,s all now and then