but phew what a porker a gunny go corker
but tell me why i don,t like moday
the l.e.b. commeth the fridge it still hummeth
but who diddled the giro on sunday
and the rubba tub tub,s as the gaza blub blub,s
hogpant,s it,s said that she,s dreaming
some still sing "3 swines on my shirt"
but the laughing gnome is he still scheming
like a "camel toe joe" well he,s running the show
the clock it ticks down as we all check the time
did he sizzle too soon did she sing out of tune
do we head now into extra swine ???