an opening line it,s a play thing
a rince mince along a dark stage wing give my regards to broadway
and "importance of well it,s a quick verse
 a drag queen m in drag it,s so "perverse"
it,s all humpty dumpty today
and panto me  time it,s all fobbing and jill such a thrill well it,s nobbing
mingle bells legs all the way
until in due time they do meet greet
a nancymnare there on all elm street go ahead pum it,s all jay
and heres comes all johnny it,s mad axe
a such an all thrilling as climax at the dark end of the day
as the heroine ditches the zero rides off onto sun with the hero
and the curtain comes down at the end of the play