brides in bath of . . .  creepy crippen
footsteps on a stair
dr cream is . . .  just a scream (he,s just not one to care)
and "jack the slipper" no "day tripper" was he doing swell
  maybe "fit,s" or darkest pits did this come "from hell"
and belle de-more oh my l,amour music she,s all hall
  hear ms bitchen in the kitchen somewhere neath the hall
as the postey with the mosty  jester fester fright
as i hear the tick tock tick tock
 slumber in the night

but which one was heather
 in "blade on the feather"
 horny forny bottoms up
she played the field and so did yeild a "hugely sympathetic" cup
but like a troll a voodoo doll . . . .
"they sometime here they sometime there"
steve once said  . . ." they overhead" . . . "you sometime meet them on the stair"
but it,s pragmatic of dramatic  greasy chicken chips and ham
but who,s now gone . . . they sometime song . . . . and who,s the sacrificial lamb
cause ethereal hillage he lived in a village  it,s said by some he turned it down
the hippy flairs of all downstairs the neighbours talk is all round town
but was it just a "mince horizon" on the nebulous of dawn
julie came he saw the game but was it  a supernatural  fawn
because the infinite of error . . ..  on the cleft . . . . a black black hole
the actors blind . . . but who,s beh ind . . .  alas poor yorrick . . . it,s a role
but like "gillette" "a man can get " was she so his queen of hearts
nick once said it came to head . . .
but maybe when your watching darts

twinkle twinkle vroom vroom car
 a corridor a door ajar
but tom and  jerry who,s the mouse ? in that quiet as a house
a house that,s singing out of tuneis this the dark side of the spoon
but so to breathe  . . . breathe in the air said goldilox to mother bear
it,s an escape it,s so to ape . . .  it,s smoke to joke and who,d been there
a closet there but wheres the party a laughing gnome but which ones arty
"mince hard" "mince marder" or"mince a bit harder"
as old mother hubbard she,s hid in the larder
but maybe it,s imagination simple simon contemplation
("bunny me funny" v "bunny kenievel" she,s so embunnyment of evil
a crowd of a pleaser a prick of a teaseras davy the boo hoo asks why oh why ?
and is that a chicky that i see before me or trippo the hippo ... up there in the sky)
but one flew over the cuckoo o,clock tick tock tick tock tick tick tock
at room with a view but that much is true a drawer with an old roll sock
 but as i peer out .. watch the sky  i start to wonder where and why
until i hear from somewhere near
the buzzing if the buzzing fly

asas i realised i was stirring
 in the dark of night

would chicky chicky still be there . . .or would a get a fright
when i saw something . . . . "hideous coming" through an open window there
as i could only lie chum still as i could only stare
but . . . "hideous coming" quickly came  and left my chamber by the door
and slowly made it,s ghastly ghostly  . . .  down that twilight corridor
as i heard it moan and groan.  . . "oh ali ali ali"
oh how my heart belongs to you  so lets not silly sally
as i saw marks on shoulders bare and thought of  plots and hatchings
and knew how i,d ended up with all  those dark red scratchings
as i somehow knew somehow it was me all ghastly ghostly
as i heard the demon laugh "ha ha ha" rhyming lord roasty
but then i knew my alter ego  "rhyming roasty"  wasn,t there
and had vanished into night and into twilight air
and knew that when i quizzed myself  on some dark inquest
my mind would somehow tell itself . . .   it was jest meant in jest
as i turned in troubled sleep  i knew it was true as blue
as britains number one mincing 
mincing nancyboy
mincing michael . . . .  minced into view