but quite frankly my dear i just don,t give a ham
bout the sultry sal,s or the simpering scarlets
and it,s ducky,s abound well it,s such a live sound
at the house of the histrionic harlots
cause he saw the clown jewels is it england he rules ..
the three musketeers or it,s captain hook
as he stand,s near the door well you just can,t be sure ...
with that ... jacket over the shoulder look
as he played such a blinder like an ol peaky grinder ...
the whistles they echoe but who,s on the stair
he sign,s that book it,s a certain look .... it,s all bon hmie with a certain flair
but a fairycake fluster but was it just bluster it,s reel to reel or so to speak
but was that just a diffrent time a year a month another week
but it has to be said ( on theses stairs that we tread )
the room next door was half glass empty
for thirteen long day,s and thirtenn long nights
they just had so much took time aplenty
but for peace of mind ... as the beggar went blind ...
and the bull dipped his horns and the crowd called out ole
it,s reel to reel as he made a deal ... with "achilles-accessio-hum-chum-holey"
cause it,s all freaky creaky a big boat so leaky .. it,s said by some we know he try,s
a hug for a mug was the wig like a rug but was he really .... one of the guys ???
cause as maurice abounds on edwardian grounds
it,s curtain drapes and it,s lips aquiver
but was it really "ice cold in alex" .... geexers in freezers but who starts to shiver
as old walter mitty he fondled his kitty it makes you sick but it,s all now and zen
as tiddles he riddles the big black man he piddles ...
for every good one then there,s ten
cause at oclock as the clock did tock he seemed in some way,s disaprooving
as the someone scowled and the harlots howled
and the rhythmic music it was grooving
as some say their clever but "lets stick together" or so sang model jerry hall
as he walked down the road he could stiil hear the goad ...
the mice they play as the cat,s they call
cause that,s what i call party party ... the sultry sal,s and the simpering scarlets
the girls they all called as debauchery ruled
in the house of the histrionic harlot,s