so witty so witty so sex in the city
did i make some sort of pass
was i fawning whilst shes was all yawning
a girl who,s so obviously class
and did we both meet in a room did we greet
having a ball . . . well it was party time
when in the (stumble) of anything else
made a mistake and (hic) thought for the wine
and wit sophisticate cosmo girls
don,t seem to make many passes
when it comes to en-ger-land
and lager lager in vases
but neroes to heroes . . . the miss piggy zeroes
a statue that could be a trunk
the drastic of plastic . . . . but cosmo sarcastic . . .
the music it,s disco it,s funk
till footsteps in cloven "roll over beethoven"
"havn,t we met through . . . a friend" ??
sat in a chair . . . it,s the leaque it,s a blare . . . sophisticate to a trend
but mocking in stocking . . . so feline it,s shocking . . .
no red bull here . . . give,s you mings
no second tier prize . . . as he walrus she cries . . .
and the band it plays "my ding,a ling"
( cause some might say you talk all day into you like a train she sings
and mothers not her self tonight as the vacant doorbell rings" )
and that in a time . . . of quipping sailors . . .
. . . the star wars draws of the princess leila,s . . .
the wit to the flair of the debonair but . . .
. . . . come again . . . "your drunk" . . .