it,s all so smoothy an afternoon movie
morgan a suitable case ??
and as the plot thickens it,s time to roast chickens
 (a shame about the face)
but dave,s in a mess and i,ve just lost at chess
  to big steve who lives up the stair
but we get talking as turkey gets walking
"thingy-me-pig" well who cares
but dog on a phone so i,m left all alone
(in such an old dingy as place)
but it,s all so smoothy a black and white moviei
 (plan 9 from far outer space)