tub tubby slug dubby oh how the land lies
she,s all kissy kissy it,s all pork pies
but i am the walrus my birth sign is taurus
cluster the bluster makes his final stand
push goes to shove to the daisies above
and theres not a policeman all there in this land
but isley so wiley and sunshine as smiley
brian the bono leaves his trail of slime
appreciation for the nation limp wristed larry,s all dilly as dime
but wriggly to jiggly and please don,t get niggly
bill and ben ask . . . is  that really the time
the flowerpot men are all . . . zebedee zen
and a laughing gnome laughs when it,s closing rhyme

but pluto a go go a laughing gnome no show
 zique zique sputnik outer space
 cosmic jibes or cosmic vibesdick dastardly he won the race
as in the night yo ho the balleen road show thrill to bill you .... wheres the soap
and did your client so complient he,s catholic but so,s the pope
and alas "miss muck" well she,s out of luck the bar of just too few to mention
mistakes we know he,s made a few simple simon,s in detention
as "lloyd" or "floyd" the duke he toyed  like a pat of thousand japes
the curtain blinds of  "roxy" "minds" "the mince of the planet of the apes"
as so "selfconcious" pilate pontious a single can upon a shelf
a heinkel dorner in a corner a galaxy in part of elf
lounging lizard is it wizard time to see my baby jive
licken chicken plot to thicken wanted fed or playing live
a drip feed at speed a bunny in greed jingle jingle all the way
a roll of ham a french can can .... but in the end it,s just a play
cause "my my my i,m just so happy" in the bar of promised land
a "natty dresser" mad professor the letdown of the final stand
cause i.ll admit i did a giro read a book by stephen king
the dark of day a blue jay way but who,s the puppet on a ming
cause styx the nix nix ....  kerby piggy .... hydra hydra if you please
answers on he,s long been gone .... a solar wind a summers breeze
 ghost quips on ships think of hotlips the ever present fridge it hums
but is it "pub talk" or just talk talk
some say "tomorrow never chums"