but father goose is on the loose
the sabre tooth tigers are back in town
but don,t dilly dally with phil and sally who,s smitten for britten who,s going down
like a gobbler the grate was it served on a plate and mummy pray tell what,s for tea
the clown came round with his ear to the groundas the sailor sailed out far to sea
but fleeting meeting,s tweety bird tweetings it,s said by some the french just smell
did dave somehow crave . . . did he live in a cave . . . it,s said that only time will tell
and was "Sun Ra" so "out there a minute" did he really go to mars
it,s just a toke or a maybe smoke or lager lager times in bars
but then "your not in london now" disarmy charmy smarms
tracy said well she,d been to bed ( well the man he had his charms )
but it,s just so fleeting a short midday meeting buddy can you spare a rhyme
we all heard the owl but the turkey cried fowl
or so said enoch on question time
the sabre tooth tigers are back in town
but don,t dilly dally with phil and sally who,s smitten for britten who,s going down
like a gobbler the grate was it served on a plate and mummy pray tell what,s for tea
the clown came round with his ear to the groundas the sailor sailed out far to sea
but fleeting meeting,s tweety bird tweetings it,s said by some the french just smell
did dave somehow crave . . . did he live in a cave . . . it,s said that only time will tell
and was "Sun Ra" so "out there a minute" did he really go to mars
it,s just a toke or a maybe smoke or lager lager times in bars
but then "your not in london now" disarmy charmy smarms
tracy said well she,d been to bed ( well the man he had his charms )
but it,s just so fleeting a short midday meeting buddy can you spare a rhyme
we all heard the owl but the turkey cried fowl
or so said enoch on question time
was it "fun fun fun" in "2001" the computor was really called "sal"
but shied from a ride on the flatulent side in a stone age beanz meanz reamz
it,s said that arsenal won the leaque and that simon once played at the theatre of screams
but who tossed the bone and regaled the throne in the web of history unspun
would neanderfrillies man yet fail ..... from the "beaver odyssey" run
would the hair gel yet gel in times dark well would fortune yet favour the canny
as the beavers roar to the dark implore of the cracked despot "mein fanny"
"we fear for years the tants and the sneers the welded axe the cleaver"
but a hundred thousand years from now "ein volk" ... "ein reich".... "ein beaver"
and we trite applause the dinosaurs ..... they came they saw ..... got plonkered
but history is ours my friends let time itself be conquered
but some still say that blue is the colour that the theatre of screams is s diffrent hue
but the nemesis through space and time of limpdick timelord "ducky who"
but the distant bells the hairdo gels lets all take a stress pill said "sal"
it,s a gunfight alright but the shorts were tight and it,s bathing time ot the o.k coral
well it,s bathing time a comfy chair so i,ll begin
you always hear well it,s just so near the 50 p or not go in
or an angry knock where the no names rock the gingerbread of the sometimes snide
the bunny ran but he,s just all man . . . or maybe just a ticket to pride
but the queeny seems of poetic means it seems he,s really had enough
it must be said that we live in dread of the milky bar kid who,s . . . just so tough
and an open door though you can,t be sure all posturing and snarling
they shoot from the hip and they keep it realin "fairycake cell block ducky darling"
but arthur said when it came to headsome hear the ribauld laughter
but all ends well of the shower gel
of the happily ever after
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but are "we pastie to be grill you"
it,s an "ocean" cross the sea elaine restrain of the viel disdain it,s not to far it,s near to thee but fad to had a likely cad .. around an island .. .me hearties rock is he a sloane he lives alone .... until the clock strikes ... cuckoo clock but he came from places looks on faces ... it,s been said if pigs could swill the no pains gains but the song remains ... a "big match" ... just ask "jimmy hill" cause the "brussell,s krauts" of the whereabouts .. the late night call the poets pen the live fast loose of the purple moose ... it,s said the big bad,s left his den but spare the fly said lady di it hovers round mouldy cup the not so clean of the mr sheen in the cafe now the game is up but the damsels played or in dungeons stayed . . . the chilvary of long lost years the all for one or the one for all of the fairy minceter purple ears cause whose the trender in the blender ... who,s the milky milky shake the on the stairs of discrete affairs make mine a cadbuy,s chocolate flake cause the through the glass when it came to pass it,s time for abba dabba do till the do da ron of the plan gone wrong .... the hallway of the betty blue but the "rosemaries scabbies". . . she,s got rabies foaming fido in the sun but skunk to slaughter . . .. spare the water ... not the charismatic one but on the cusp of conquering the draws it,s said in time will fall mother would they drop the bomb .... and did the landlord really call cause like sue said well we live in dread his royalty had long been spent who,s the bud who,s such a stud ... or who just owe,s him two weeks rent but in gloon the afternon whose "selling england by the pound" it,s said he rode the circle line .... which rumour had it just went round cause a "delta dream" like a loose stitched seam a kettle wrapped around a flex he came at night it,s not awight in truth a "bottysaurus rex" but the pros and cons of the jungle johns elaine restrain she,ll not be kissed it,s all a game it,s not the same was he the one that hitler missed but a reefer chum chumcircus humdrum travel up and down the line it,s said he ran it,s in the can but did he just get home on time but spare the spruce of the gilded goose it,s the honkitonk of how are you harvey proctor was a doctor .... the sundays said ... it must be true but the pirate said that we live in dread elaine restrain . . it,s all so rum and meet the boys cause the boys are here and it really ain,t alf auchwitz mum |
but jack or jill went down the hillof jack alone it,s lager late
don,t bring shirley she,s so girly on tonight the graduate
joke in stoke but who,s that bloke dave from cave ? a churchill nod
the weird of nick the sure thing slick\lets join the hashtag awkward quad
like a dance a cloven prance . . excalibabe it was a dream
time it flies or sometimes lies . . . mans world it,s a magazine
indecision inquisition . . . the wheel it turns it turns the wrack
basket weaver pass the cleaver . . . next track is the next track , track..
but parting ships like greasy quips or greasy chip,s upon a plate
in the dark . . . the barking bark . . . cat meows it,s tiddle,s fate
a doorbell ring a dark road thing,sthe light it shows through bathrom blind,s
but it,s alright upon the night the mother of suspicious minds
don,t bring shirley she,s so girly on tonight the graduate
joke in stoke but who,s that bloke dave from cave ? a churchill nod
the weird of nick the sure thing slick\lets join the hashtag awkward quad
like a dance a cloven prance . . excalibabe it was a dream
time it flies or sometimes lies . . . mans world it,s a magazine
indecision inquisition . . . the wheel it turns it turns the wrack
basket weaver pass the cleaver . . . next track is the next track , track..
but parting ships like greasy quips or greasy chip,s upon a plate
in the dark . . . the barking bark . . . cat meows it,s tiddle,s fate
a doorbell ring a dark road thing,sthe light it shows through bathrom blind,s
but it,s alright upon the night the mother of suspicious minds
