dave,ll do it  the turkey he blew it
come in here dear boy and have a cigar
and it,s all boots cahoots
to her cynthia snoots

"i was born under a wandering star"
cause it,s all hogmany
but i,m not free today

about as much dense as a hideous honey
but as the clock strikes
is thie debbie does dykes

tell em all about the toungey toungey