"mini nicky" "politicky"
makes a big speech in the union hall
"mini nicky" "politicky"
with "bonking barlow" she had a big ball ??
but then would the "mini" of pert "politicky"
maybe she,s heard of it hall
a play for today could be yet on the way
if passing then
please then do call ??
makes a big speech in the union hall
"mini nicky" "politicky"
with "bonking barlow" she had a big ball ??
but then would the "mini" of pert "politicky"
maybe she,s heard of it hall
a play for today could be yet on the way
if passing then
please then do call ??
all spreadeagled centrefold
chicky chops from seedy shops
if the truth it dare be told
and time to grass around to grass
( through customs it did come to pass)
as kings lead hat we talk about that
she,s so true loves contender
and try not to laugh but the autograph
(the charms of the great pretender)
but it could be a true case "chickys in love"
but he hasn,t been getting it lately
so rhyme to the chime of piggy in time
and score one hundred and eighty
a ghastly sight on election night
pretend your all asleep
and save the last dance all for him
around your room he,ll creep
cause it,s no "whey hey hey" when it,s vote maggie may
no sure thing no ding a ling bet
and the sinking of boats leads to very few votes
but don,t be cruel to your pets
cause fido fornico,s all yah yah don,t you know
when your down in the dregs
and when it,s one o,clock one o,clock
ticky tock tock then . . vote floralegs
pretend your all asleep
and save the last dance all for him
around your room he,ll creep
cause it,s no "whey hey hey" when it,s vote maggie may
no sure thing no ding a ling bet
and the sinking of boats leads to very few votes
but don,t be cruel to your pets
cause fido fornico,s all yah yah don,t you know
when your down in the dregs
and when it,s one o,clock one o,clock
ticky tock tock then . . vote floralegs
but is it time to place your bets ?
to smoke some . . . menthol cigarettes ?
and tread as quiet as a mouse in that silent eeries house
on that carpet thick and lush purse your lip,s it,s time to hush
as in a land of hush to hush buxom babes of fable
and sir slick who,s chick to chick the fabled knights of table
cause ll to see it,s all to be at one o,clock in the morning
lady caroline standing there her brocade half open and yawnin
but might she spot that tale tell blush (oh so very nearly)
as you try a fly might fly your heart is aching really
but spare me talk of open robes
medieval babes and golden globes. . . . toga toga orgy
he tried his best we heard the rest
arise sir georgy porgy
to smoke some . . . menthol cigarettes ?
and tread as quiet as a mouse in that silent eeries house
on that carpet thick and lush purse your lip,s it,s time to hush
as in a land of hush to hush buxom babes of fable
and sir slick who,s chick to chick the fabled knights of table
cause ll to see it,s all to be at one o,clock in the morning
lady caroline standing there her brocade half open and yawnin
but might she spot that tale tell blush (oh so very nearly)
as you try a fly might fly your heart is aching really
but spare me talk of open robes
medieval babes and golden globes. . . . toga toga orgy
he tried his best we heard the rest
arise sir georgy porgy
hear the footsteps tread
but who,s his . . . queen of hearts ?
tim . . . who. . . phoned
he,s been . . . dethroned ?
but when your
. . . . watching darts . . . .
