now then now then  . . .  going down
the crazy world of arthur brown
insane . .  the brain . .  we travel by tran
the girls they were "corrected"
an axe to grind  . .  of a turkey kind
which one will be . . .  selected
  a drip . .  drip . . . drip . . . but who,ll  let slip
in notting hill jill,s set to ride
it,s all tallyho it,s the cinema show
   but in a tunnel . . . theres nowhere to hide





but it,s a bake at cafe crepe
but who,s been creeping up the stairs
quibbles at nibbles as dastardly dribbles
but who,s been wearing hippy flairs ??
cause muswell hill where i met jill
 
or jill by any other name
harp stays sharp we fish for car
it,s said the song remains the same
cause pansy and petal the colour was metal
  how much is that coffee we ask bill and ben
who said 50p it was easy to flee
  as we see through the trees it,s the mincerspread men
cause it,s a bake at cafe crepe
but who,s been creeping up the stairs
quibbles at nibbles as dastardly dribbles
but who,s been wearing hippy flairs ??