but a heathrow "desk" it,s "information"coconut airways confirmation
when it,s it T thingy A but it,s fly me todaya laughing gnome who,s going down
the stop stop start but she had a heart
the two page spread of the circus clown
and the terminal of terminal  the picadilly,s all of all
the northern line the hampstead whine michelle my belle but not so grand
the stop stop start ... who got the part  the no slouch couch of theatreland
  but then the claptrap in the mincetrap the west ends longest running play
but  who played poirot who did the giro the audience in enthrall sway
and  did miss marple . . .  somehow sparkle  did the lead forget his line
the bloodied lawn of zulu dawn ......  but then the mince of frankenstein
but then chanel of contemplation "afraid so" show sophistication
the "lumiere" in "leicester square" somewhere near we hear the sound
it,s the camp of maybe tramp musker busker underground
and coconut airways on the stairways escaltaor up or down
worzel gummidge on the rummage bohemian or circus clow
but in due time the bells they chime the roamless of the muttered stare
some ask why it,s worth a try but what was on at "leicester square"
  it,s all lez miz  who likes bucks fizz would the curtains come apart
woe is me it,s plain to see the backstage rumours come apart
as "alektraphobias flappus flap flaps" a wherefore art thou audience clap claps
the lawyer might .. he could be right ... he came out with a blinding clause
such tight leather .... but which ones heather
a mincer without a round of applause





but twentieth sitting ducky presesnts it,s crackers  for crackers it,s break a leg
it,s fable black darling all solliloquey starling as guy porks pops corks on his gunpowder keg
as the parrot hop hop,s he,s on top of the flops an island of dodgy old treasure
return to "sender" but beware the bender he,s at her majesty,s pleasure
  like ol larry lummy your ol lummy chummy .... your chummy ol lummy and strife
like a gaylord onboard till the ship,s beached or shored .... would he then run away with your wife
and "josephine" like a cat with the cream .... he,s all hooray henry and haddock
  a big bad ducky on some like it plucky ... but a fan of fanny craddock ??
like rattus the rottom a liketh for bottom ..... like a big girls blouse of a fuss
a weeping willow with his face in the pillow ... a duckybilled nancyplus
and ducky galore well you can,t be too sure ..... he,s a man in the can and all bants
  "he,s a lumberjack and he,s o.k"  but he,s somehow "zero points"
so willy my woofter a cloven aloofter as the footsteps they tread on the stairs
  but who,s that "going to san francisco" . . . purple flowers in his flairs
but quacker with slackkers for greasy fried flappers .... the bitch queen she opens her gown
but as snow whites comes centre stage .... would the curtain just stay down
and lady jane splay learns her lines from the play ... stood there in the shadows

like the fate egraine curse for charles the first .... some say that he blubbed on the gallows
as "capain ducky" waits his turn .... to get is cue on time
or "rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit" he,ll just get caught out down the line





but the wizard sang as the doorbell rang. . .  it,s time to see my baby jive
the lipstick flair of we just don,t care . . .  or was it boots own no 5
 "shut that door" . . .   you can,t be sure . . . .is he in or is he out
roll on beethoven footsteps  cloven  on the magic roundabout
but who,s the has been who,s the scream queen after midnight on t.v
who,s the stooge in lipstick rouge would mother mary let it be
  a willow tree we,ll come to see  on  itv they still do plays
  it comes to pass he but he just likes grass
it,s not against the law these days  ??