a ring a ding ding a ding a ding ding
the question q are you ?
a dingy as hall and a barking as ball
a landlord all halfboard but are you all true
but is "mutch" all bow wow all there in the hallway
the one or the one with the waggily tail
campster to hampster in no way a prankster
cry "woof" or "woof" it,s a caniney smell
but get in the queue for the girl who,s all phew here to met her ex cupid
and times of the rhymes it,s the chicky of times
how could i have been quite so  qu . . . pid ?
but truth it be told if i dare be so bold when it,s an I Q of test
he,s all chrissy come on but no tina turn on
he,s no way simply the best

and in no way pretty a witty me ditty get a dog hog on a phone
walk on walk on it,s an all goner song
and you,ll never mince alone

but the shark well he sank in that old fetid tank
unto the bottom of the lake
and the carp learned to swim well the future looked grim
the director called cut but a second take
  he,ll fathom it out for the cod it,s a shout who said he,s not so clever
the clock it chimed like the haddock mimed why are they  together
like the rinky dink doo of the beach balleen two ... some talk of lager lager drink
like a slippery eel would the hair it congeal
  it,s such a small  hall. . . .  it makes you think

but are they just "chums" does the  ducky eat  crumbs ....
  p p p pick up a penquin  pat

a shark without grinning a carp without swimming
 but he hadn,t meant it quite like that

but the fishiest show and we,re all in the know
  ... the squid flipped the lid and the mannequin fled

  the greasy chips of a thousand quips and it,s sachet sauce but it,s a spread
but on this old boat would  the "scapegoat" yet float and did he make my moby whine
it,s all misery did the ginger one flee  who made that mothers vacant sign
cause the radio times as the clockwork it chimes 
the postman must have called round late

and a half time it,s rhyme till the end of all time  a fishy finger on a plate
and in some ways amused .... the titanic it cruised ...  the flibble fish they live in fear
it,s long been  gone like a salmo in song
  but  we,re only here for the beer ???