but koyanasqaatsi a swastika nazi a pink blamange of lemon curds
of actions speak louder is custard a powder but then i once watched hitchcocks birds
but tweety of flapping of greasy chip clapping .. . a hedge a humpty dumpty wall. . .
it pays to drink or so some think said cinderella at the ball
beacause the riddler whos the fiddler "wheres your father referee"
in the dark who,s in park whos in "jurassic pansy 3"
but the mincing camp town rats the purr of the house cats the on the shelf of mr bean
it,s hong kong fuey ratatouille ... tomato courgette aubergine
cause some say beggars can,t be losers ... and in the way it,s been a chill
and menthol cigarettes it,s said somehow leave us feeling ill
but then "jack the dripper" a quayside so slipper the cats they purr meow now now
the greasy quips the hippy trips and it,s cest la vie for the chairman chow
cause the glug glug of gloating the so so of floating girly shirley did she flee
in the night of dark twilight and who,s the "toiler on the sea"
but the mince of the black death the curse of the hogbreath the rat he was norvegicus
hanging around with is ear to the ground a car a no 7 bus
but paths we tread like a flora spread a rocket flys a flight to mars
the neon of lighting of invite inviting of twinkle twinkle little bars
but lager it,s saga but then by the harbour the victory without a crew
some say blue is all the colour but was the colour really blue
cause gin and moronic ... bubonic pultonic the longtail fail that,s so been seen
the rats night of terror some say it,s an error the fraud applaud of mr sheen
but is that a docket that,s found in the pocket a path so to block it the sock it to zique zeeks
and the fancy bumping into you here of it,s rattus reflexious minci bot cheek cheeks"
but who,s the joker who,s the poker ... the ce,st plane pou of the porky poi
the riddles of tiddles of benefit fiddles the not so sure of the il fait froid
and who do you think that you,re kidding mr fiddler , it,s said the fool began to plea
who,s in the bog who,s in the fog ...the mist it rolled in from the sea
cause some say nice n fleasy does it ... nice and fleasy it,s a rhyme
it,s all tick tock it,s ten o,clock
but really is that all the time
|but "captain fantastic"
a krispies toy plastic
he drives a vroom vroom car
it,s inferno dante,s he wears crotchless panties and a peephole bra
a finchleyfrill,s fairy of slippery stairy .... lucy roll,s lol,s in her sty
it,s je ne c,est quo at the hum chums boudoir .... it,s sty noon at maintainance high
and caught in the web fear the treab of the leb .... it was there but then it was gone
a buttered bread dream and it,s really a scream at "only fanny,s dot com"
but the man with no socks how he limerick rocks .... the small wood the hideous and gluggly
but get the outakes from the all cornflakes bakes
and the new plastic toy "sergeant smuggly
|top off a morning to you all
we,re not just talking chicky
a lepracorn a jazz to porn fish fingers get so stickey
and spittle me little oh pattios so brittle
pirates of pansy go whinge to the whine
he,s of a man with his blackbird a plan his business it,s drag in a can
a gent boy a rent boy a no way all spent boy ( i mean that mose sincerely )
and please take care and at "biggums" don,t stare ( oh so very nearly )
as we all turn to the flibble a flobble
( all swimming around in a tank )
would simples a simon all mars all to cars
or just all go yank to a plank