but on the cusp of the conquerer some serach through time for the holy grail
the hannibal yearned but the student spurned papa don,t preach or it,s don,t turn tail
but a "pat like that " well it,s in the hat .... some talk of bouffant hair do quiffs
he disappeared then he reappeared into the darkest heart of "smiths"
but a drab front door it,s the butlers chore .... the big bad wolf the ba ba bleat
who,s driving miss daisy who,s just daisy daisy .... but then who,s halfway down the street .....
but jingle bells well it,s bunny smells ... is mr humphries really gay
who said "i,m free" who made the tea ..... but who played "steerpike" in a play
like "the mince between" it,s a film that,s seen .... "boney m" it could be fate
some still sing that "blue.s the colour" .... well it,s one oclock but it,s getting late
but a no score boar well it,s in the draw .... but who,s the king of rock n roll
"buffalo swill" well he,s over the hill .... it,s twelve to one or a bad own troll
but it seems to me she lived her life like a cocktail candelebra gin
who sang "ra ra vaseline" .... and did the greedy gunny grin
but a drab front door it,s the butlers chore ..the big bad wolf the ba ba bleat
who,s driving miss daisy who,s just daisy daisy ...but then who,s half way down the street
but rehearse the hearse it,s a sailors verse it,s popeye the sailor man
in cemetry street where we might yet meet ... beanz meanz but it,s in the can
as ed dug his grave it,s a festering fave ... it,s said by some the albums blue
don,t be mean to the aubergine but it,s said that vegy,s in a stew
but it,s said he got the rabbit habit at the rabby national
buffalo swill well he rode for the thrill .... but at gunnys greed he took a fall
but in third place for the rest of the race it,s "fester fave" or "baby whine"
an old clothes horse that,s just par for the course ...but his smalls were hanging on the line
but a drab front door it,s the butlers chore .. the big bad wolf it,s the ba ba bleat
who,s driving miss daisy, who,s just daisy daisy ... but then who,s half way down the street .. . .
|but ever ducky has his day
waiting in the wings
kaja boo hoo,s to sty sty the balleen whaling sings
"the day of the ducks" as the turkey cluck clucks it,s time to phone a sloane
and potted plants or it,s hog pant,s bants . . . but on the interthrone
cause some might say that africa . . . that africa is zion
and some might say that the ducky roared . . . well down the golden lion
and the big bad ducky well some like it plucky . . . . he,s really one for the ladies
but dong my thong as we all go on . . . "the big sleep in search of hades"
in the stratosphere which the angels fear . . . all limp wings harps and shrouds
the nimbus flees from the buxom breeze . . and strumming in the clouds
but a starring role through the old keyhole . . . a crimping campers hiss
who,s that bitchin in the kitchen . . .
and who lives in a house like this ??